cursor by sleepingwithalexandriashorizon! Hella Towel

gingerpowermiw:

When I was little my dad told me that the reason we have butt cracks is bevause when we were born the doctors cut our butts with an axe to give us a butt crack

kissmeok:

love/couples

kissmeok:

love/couples

clamperl:

Skittles has a chocolate flavor now

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thehalfwrittenbook:

when you hear a song by your favorite artist in the store and try to keep calm


my edit, not my photo. [x]

my edit, not my photo. [x]

caloriq:

how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second

eofelis:

eofelis:

but why are french people so rude!!" you ask

well

it’s because our national symbol is a cock

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so we can’t help being dicks

this is my post with the most notes and it’s a dick joke

lexicution3r:

lexicution3r:

my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate.

“How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?”

“How is there NO CHOCOLATE???”

“DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM THE CEILING BUT THERE’S NO CHOCOLATE?”

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hellabackboy:

amerlcanapparel:

google is great because you can ask something really obvious and nobody has to know

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ignitionremix:

I’ve never broken a bone which just seems too suspicious to me I probably don’t have any bones

9.01: I Think I’m Gonna Like It Here.